C.A.S.P.E.R.'s Ghost Jokes
Question: What did Casper the friendly Ghost eat with his Bolognaise?
Answer: Spookghetti
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Nick & Gloria
Mark and Nick of C.A.S.P.E.R. U.K. go to a Ghost Convention in London as they are there to see the world famous "Mick the Medium".
Mick stands in front of the large crowd asking "Who out there has seen a Ghost"? Mark looks around the room to see most people standing!
Mick then asks "Who has spoken to a Ghost"? Again Mark looks about to see about half standing!
Now then asks Mick, "Who has kissed a Ghost"? This time just a few people respond.
Finally, after a pause Mick asked "So, who has proposed to a Ghost"? Mark quickly scans the room only to find Nick standing up by himself!!!!
He is quickly rushed to the stage and stands next to Mick! Putting his arm around Nick's shoulder, Mick acclaims, "So Nick, you have proposed to a Ghost - what did she say? I hope that she said "yes" after getting you up here on stage"? Nick looks back a bit confused - "Well yes Gloria did agree to marry, but I'm sorry Mick...., you said Ghost, I thought you said Goat"!!! :D
"I ain't afraid of no Goat" - Nick proposing to "Gloria" the Goat!
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Question: Where do baby Ghosts go during the day?
Answer: Dayscare Centres
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Question: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Answer: Bamboo
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Question: What kind of mistakes do Spooks make?
Answer: Boo, boos!
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Question: Where do Ghosts go on holiday?
Answer: The Eerie Canal, Lake Eerie or Mali-Boo!
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Question: What's a Ghosts favourite ride at Alton Towers?
Answer: The Roller Ghoster!
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Question: What kind of street does a Ghost like best?
Answer: A dead end!
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Question: Why are Ghosts bad at telling lies?
Answer: Because you can see right through them!
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Question: What did the Ghost Teacher say to her class?
Answer: Watch the board and I'll go through it again!
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Question: How do Ghosts learn songs?
Answer: They read the sheet music!
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Question: What's a Ghost's favourite day of the week?
Answer: Frightday!
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Question: Where do Ghosts get an education?
Answer: High Sghoul!
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Question: What did the polite Ghost say to her Son?
Answer: Don't spook until you're spooken to!
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Question: What do you cal a Ghost with a broken leg?
Answer: Hoblin Goblin
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Question: Who speaks at the Ghosts' Press Conference?
Answer: The Spooksperson!
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Question: Who's the most important member of a Ghost's Football Team?
Answer: The Ghoulie!
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C.A.S.P.E.R.'s Ghost Games
"Nick, C.A.S.P.E.R. U.K., Shaggy, Scooby Doo and The Pirate Ghost challenge you to one of our three spooky games below...............":
